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Lil baby pumpkin

Used to describe a short friend being cute around the halloween season, first coined in 2022 after a particular group of friends started calling a peer lil baby pumpkin
by Algosipjiana December 27, 2022
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Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.
Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.
by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023
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Derp The Pumpkin God

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"
by MrSquib October 3, 2023
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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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