poon

A man's asshole

John: I love to slay poon
Jeff: I know, my asshole is still sore!

by vaginalicker666 January 16, 2013

Poon

A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.

You are so desperate, you poon!

by [Judge] February 8, 2003

Prone some poon

To engage in sexual intercorse.

Man i really need to prone me some poon tonight or im gonna go nuts.

by Knip owns Chris September 16, 2004

Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

poon

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

Oh man this lizzy just pooned me!
Dude i sooo pooned you!

by Tarawen May 13, 2005

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005