Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

Spirit Porn

A time at which a couple fuck so good that even their spirits start making love.

Terry: Hey Tom I heard you and your wife were making spirit porn again.

Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.

by IStoleYourFetus May 29, 2018

porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job

She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face

by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018

Femboy Porn

The type of porn that would turn on every men and women watching it!

Jake : Hey Chad have you seen the new femboy porn that was posted?
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!

by Dark_Zach August 21, 2023

Fortnite porn

If you watch this you are fucked up

Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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by XXNXOT October 20, 2022