poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

by candy1993 May 8, 2008

Poop

The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.

Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop!

by u2dvdbono August 9, 2010

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009

Poop pipe

Another word for someone's butt hole, anus, or chocolate starfish.

1. Ross smokes the poop pipe
2. Ross your not actually supposed to smoke the poop pipe

by cpowers July 30, 2007

Poop-booking

The act of facebooking while taking a poop.

While he was poop-booking, he accidentally got some turd on his laptop.

by scodata March 5, 2008

Poop Picting

Taking pictures of one's fecal matter

is that a picture of your poop it looks like you were Poop Picting

(Person A) what are you doing in the bathroom

(justin) Nothing just Poop Picting

I was Poop Picting on my vacation I got some really nice photo's

by J-Duece January 16, 2011

poop cocoon

When someone shits in a sleeping bag.

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.

by asian_zing April 21, 2011