Mike the pipe

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.

True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"

by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

by mikesull November 6, 2002

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010

Pipe Cleaner

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)

Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

piped

Some one who is always high to the point they lack good judgement.They may also be delutional and has touble keeping focused.Maybe considered stupid high or burtout.

friend: Dude whats 5x5?
Stoner: 10
Friend: lol.homie what color is the sky?
Stoner: umm is it white?
Friend: Dude your piped...lol

by Ms Butcher September 24, 2005

pipe

1. a penis penis penis penis

i'm about ot lay some pipe on that bitch

by oba September 3, 2005