potato heart

When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.

Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"

Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"

by Jess the Wise May 10, 2018

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

by DNSAFS September 29, 2009

Potato Lips

Very large, fat lips. Generally on people who look like a fucking frog. (Big Eyes). Usually indicates that this person is very stuck up and annoying. Don't hesitate to slap this person so fucking hard there lips become detached.

*Walks into room*
" Hi, my name is teretha."
"Wow, your potato lips are big and really obnoxious."

by Bswizzle March 28, 2012

potato sex goddes

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man

that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.

by mr.peepants November 24, 2013

potato god

To be the leader of a clique

hank is definitely the potato god of his clique

by Unicornboi February 25, 2017