physical perfection

Physical perfection is when someone is better looking than anyone else in the world. Unlike Lawrence someone with physical perfection actually is physical perfect.

Lawrece has not achieved physical perfection becuase he is not good looking.

by Not ugly Lawrence March 11, 2022

the perfect man

Danni DeVito

danni devito is the perfect man

by ODRAN February 12, 2022

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

Dude Perfect

Dude Perfect is an American sports and comedy YouTube group based in Frisco, Texas. As of 2022 the channel has over 57 million subscribers making them the second most subscribed sports-based YouTube channel only behind the WWE. The group consists of twins Coby and Cory Cotton, Cody "the Tall Guy" Jones, Garrett "The Purple Hoser" Hilbert, and Tyler "The Bearded Guy" Toney. They are mostly known for performing Trick Shots some with notable celebrities including Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Jason Belmonte, Paul Rudd, Tim McGraw, Russell Wilson, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Odell Beckham Jr., Serena Williams, Luke Bryan, etc. They also perform battles, which is where the members compete in a good-natured game with a unique set of rules, stereotypes, and overtime. They also travel on various tours

Dude Perfect also has broken a number of world records including the longest blindfolded hook shot broken by Cody Jones and the only trick shot by the group made on the first try. They've also broken a number of strange world records on the "Absurd Recurds" segment of Overtime including, the world's longest Lego walk, longest distance of blowing a pea on the ground, farthest distance while rolling across exercise balls, most ping pong balls stuck on a person's head using shaving cream, most donuts stacked on each other while blindfolded, and most beachball header passes in 30 seconds.

by bmhorton July 5, 2022

Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.

“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”

by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022

Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023