Star Penis

The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.

Behold the power of my Star Platinum's ultimate move, Star Penis!

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury

"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Gurgle Penis

A game played with an unwilling participant, the object of which is to make the participant gag and make funny noises while the penis is inserted in the mouth.

George enjoyed a rousing game of gurgle penis with his imp Dougie.

by Stink Mage April 14, 2009

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Penis Explosion

Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner

d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you

by judgebredd April 14, 2021

Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019

Settlemire Penis

A penis with down syndrome, that is oddly shaped, ugly, or deformed.

That guy in Group 2.0 looks looks familiar, I think I saw him in a faces of meth meme. It was no surprise that when he posted his dick it was clearly a Settlemire Penis.

by Rocktopler November 22, 2014