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tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn
dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
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TIM

“TIM stands for Tits In Mouth.”
by BenTheBenBen July 14, 2022
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A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.
Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!
by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024
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Tim

Funny yet idiotic in the same sense. Extremely childish and WILL annoy you at any cost, but is still a great friend. NEVER tell a Tim your secrets or he will struggle to keep them, Tim will always back down in a fight, not many people like him, but those who do try to be as close as possible. He struggles with mental health, but he knows there is someone who’s cares, he doesn't think he deserves it though. He is a loving person and people find him funny, if your close to a Tim, don't try to get away because he is a great person and will always make you laugh or cheer you up when your sad, even if he doesn't know it. Tim is an amazing person but struggles with trust, if a Tim trusts you, don't betray it because its one of the worst things you will always regret.
Person A: "Have you met Tim?"
Person B: "Oh, you mean that funny yet somewhat erratic guy? The one who can be really childish and annoying, but somehow manages to be a great friend?"
Person A: "Exactly! He's the one. I heard he struggles with mental health, but he's still such a loving person and has this unique sense of humor that people find irresistible."
Person B: "Yeah, I've heard that too. And you know, if you're close to a Tim, he'll always find a way to make you laugh, even when you're feeling down. It's like he has this natural ability to cheer people up."
Person A: "Definitely. But I've also heard he has issues with trust. Once he trusts you, you better not break that trust, because it's something he values deeply."
Person B: "Got it. So, Tim's a bit complicated, but there's something special about him that draws people in despite his quirks."
Person A: "Absolutely. He's one of those people you can't help but be intrigued by, even if not everyone may understand or appreciate him."
by PsychoUnicornYT August 19, 2023
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Rustlin’ Tim Robinson

When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through
Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house
by anonymous April 22, 2023
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Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.
This is Tim: He's is a man.
by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022
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