A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.
by PRAWLN December 10, 2022

The female nipple. A fun button placed perfectly in the middle of a females breast, also known as a booby button. Fun to play with and eat
by NippleFlicker24 February 28, 2018

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018

The process of using your thumbs to message someone via text, IM, etc.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
I sent you a message on the computer last night but yuo logged off without reading it so i thumb-buttoned you instead.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
by Yosemishu March 8, 2009

A clitoris
by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018
