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A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008
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Six or two threes

English version of the phrase " Six to one half a dozen to another" meaning two equal parts or choices.
"Should I go left or right?" said the driver. "Six or two threes" said the passenger. "Both ways gets us to the location."
by ruggerelvis February 11, 2010
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Simp or pimp

Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.
1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .
by milked.cookie December 1, 2020
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truth or dare

The only game in the world where you could end up fucking the girl of your dreams, or end up licking the dirty pavement floor. Usually played by horny teenagers.
Teen #1: Truth or dare?
Teen #2: Dare.
Teen #1: I dare you to fuck me right here on the floor right now.
Teen #2: Okay, sounds like a good dare, lets do it!
by LOLSwagMan July 17, 2013
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Deal or No Deal EXTREME

This is a game played by unusually reckless members of society in which the game of "Deal or No Deal!" is taken to the next level.

It involves taking small green and red stickers and covertly sticking them on members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex.

Green: Deal
Red: No Deal

If ever caught the usual plan is to lie through your teeth.
Man 1: Lets play Deal or no deal EXTREME on that woman

Man 2: OK

Woman: "Why are you putting that sticker on me"

Man 2: "Erm... I thought i saw it fall off and was sticking it back on again"
*Man runs away*
by Stratofortress August 5, 2007
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