Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

knee slap

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024

Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022

knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms

Omar had a knee cap spasm

by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021

restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023