Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny
I really want to Ed-templeton you
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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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Ed, Edd n Eddy

single handedly justifies the invention of television
ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah
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ED

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED
by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024
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special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help
Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!
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ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.
Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"
by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025
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Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive
Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me
by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022
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