Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 15, 2016

Numbass

A term used when describing someone who just had anal sex.

Tyler: 'Have you seen Shane today?
Andrew: 'No I haven't. I heard he had anal with Cullan last night.'
Tyler: 'Wow, he's such a numbass.'

by MissMakayla(: May 30, 2010

Number Code

A system of secret code numbers, also called the math club.
1- guy
2- fat guy
3-girl
4-threesome
5-fat girl
6-half of nine
7-gay guys
8-gay girls
9- half of six

Guy1: That guy was such a 72
Guy2: What are you talking about?
Guy3: You wouldn't get it, you're not in the math club! You don't know the number code.
Guy2: What the heck are you guys talking about?
(Guy1&2 hi5)

by Kis4coffee May 3, 2010

numb

1-stupid
2-a cool man which doesn,t marry a female till years of

1-The dude is a numb, there at bank, doesn,t stamp or sign after our moneys look down there as fatherless sums.
2-Mick, is a numb whenever does not turn any tail for Liza, as much as she he asks him for a marriage, but no!

by man!? October 3, 2017

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

number run

to go buy some joints

I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls

by kahda July 20, 2004