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Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better afterward.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, i'm not surprised!'
Noah by Electrafya July 8, 2024
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Noah is the most amazing person out there! He has a cute butt and definitely knows how to style a fit! Very loyal and extremely loving. Super good at sport especially soccer. You’ll be blessed to have a Noah in your life.
Do you know Noah?

Noah? He’s the sick soccer player aye!
Noah by lovergirlmcfc July 8, 2024
noah will love you then he won’t on and off until it finally breaks you. but you can never stop loving him
noah - i love you

2 days later

noah - i can’t be with you

2 weeks later
noah - i love you

and it goes on and on.
noah by gigi2014 July 12, 2024
Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.
I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.
noah by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024
Noah has the worlds largest penis
Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"
Noah by b0b123 March 13, 2024
Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool
Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )
Noah by NOTnoia March 15, 2024
Did he kill himself or no?
Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
Noah by Hym Iam March 23, 2024