fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

hangover nap

the long ass naps you take when you're hungover

"I just woke up from my 4th hangover nap."

by bethany_esda April 7, 2019

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Good nap

When it's past midnight and you say goodnight but when it's really morning , so you end up saying Good nap.

Texting after midnight

Friend 1 : alright goodnight.
Friend 2: alright goodnight, or should I say good morning.
Friend 1: yeah you're right it's morning but it feels weird .
Friend 2: in that case "Good nap".

by Potatowarrior7 August 30, 2023

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

Nap

Sex. It’s just sex dumbass always take that nap

Her: hey babe wanna nap?

;)

by Pussyfooting232 November 14, 2017