Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

by Mk127 October 24, 2012

douchebag moment

A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.

Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.

Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.

Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.

Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch

Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...

Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*

Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*

by ViolentChick February 14, 2010

man moment

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".

J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"

by sovietjamie February 28, 2020

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

Zaid moment

When waste ur life on a game to finally get some love from a female + league player.

You: i just grinded this game to get virtual chocolate on valentines
You friend: oh that's impressive?
You: did i mention that i play league?
Your friend: zaid moment

by BigM4122 March 18, 2022

Beverage Moment

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.

Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.

by starkmojo October 28, 2010

frug moment

frug moment is a combination of bruh and frog. instead of saying bruh moment you say frug moment

My girlfriend broke up with me, what a frug moment

by shrekby June 29, 2021