Jaws-Mode Wank

A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.

Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'

by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023

Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

Caps Lock Mode

When a person on a forum or chat room is either extremely excited or angry, they put on caps lock for more than 5 minutes. May also use many exclamation marks, making them an "exclamation whore" in "caps lock mode".

<AlkazarPwns>: WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! UGH!
<Samantha1786>: Good god, would you get out of caps lock mode and type like a person who isn't on the internet for the first time in their lives?

by tendollarlameo July 14, 2011

No Play Back Mode

Person who does not recall what she/he says. Makes silly remarks without noticing.

Mary said: "Doesn't she realise that she sounds silly at times? Sad la honestly."

Tom said: "don't bother, she has a NPBM no play back mode!"

by Calafareshoper February 3, 2012

Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode

In fantasy baseball competition, "Rebuild Mode" is a term used for a shitty team trying to save face.

My team sucks this year because we are in Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode.

by velcro July 2, 2012

choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013