Michara

flawless.

guy 1: Wow did you see that girl?
guy 2: Yeah I know! she's sooo Michara!!

"Hello gorgeous. I, I mean Michara." ~Bedrock by Young Money

by j.biebsORdie May 22, 2010

Microcunt

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

Micromanajerks

A co-worker or boss who is the combination of a micromanager and a jerk at the same time.

My two bosses just handed me a stack of papers due on his desk by the end of the day and expects hourly updates on my progress. They both are micromanajerks and need to relax!

i.e. micromanajerks.com

by Frumpy Frank April 25, 2011

Microtonal

Music using microtones; musical intervals significantly smaller than a half step. (E.A. quarter tones or smaller)

/\ that is the most precise definition, but more generally it can refer to any tuning system other than 12 tone equal temperament, usually not including those that sound like it. (well temperaments)

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, contrary to popular belief. Arabic music uses neutral intervals. (half way in between major and minor) For example, the neutral second is approximately 3/4 tones.

Dude! Arabic music is sick, with all those quarter tones and stuff.

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, the smallest interval used is a half step; Arabic music isn't really even microtonal. Go listen to some Greek enharmonic scales or Charles Ives!

by Microman67 November 21, 2011

Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016

Microstove

A woman who gets sexually aroused very quickly.

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.

by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018