mexican dad

I jumped the border for you

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"

by Lenkesh May 3, 2018

Mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids and her husbands ball sag a shit ton. SaggyNipples

Come one jimmy we can't invite 80kids to your birthday this isn't a fucking Mexican Casa

by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016

Mexican Anchor

When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.

Sorry dude, I caught on a mexican anchor and couldn't find a knife.

by pedrocaliente May 25, 2011

Mexican Sleighride

When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.

Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!

by keith manhattan September 26, 2012

mexican uprising

When you have extreme diarrhea, either after eating Taco Bell or bar nachos the night before.

Man, I have a Mexican uprising from that beefy 5 layer burrito I ate last night!

by SgtWillyD November 19, 2020

mexican twins

siblings that are born less than a year apart.

mexican twins is when one child is born and then 10 months later, or so, another child is born.

by chicken jane September 24, 2013

mexican rice

A gay Mexican man who only dates Asian men, or vice versa.

"Juan and Ton are always holding hands in public. That Mexican Rice might last forever."

by Annie W. November 28, 2007