Max Armstrong

Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂
Max Armstrong is a vibe
by The best obviously 🙄 February 10, 2021
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Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
by 420Bigboi69 June 04, 2019
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Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
by TheRockinBoxer October 12, 2018
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Max Gershberg

A typical women puller also had a massive 48-inch cock. A long with that he is liked and loved by everyone except Jim Carrey
"Hey you are such a Max Gershberg Today" Well that was very nice of you
by itsyourboyjz May 16, 2022
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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold
i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room
by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021
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max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.
Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”
by Kid Creepy May 13, 2020
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