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Massachusetts Mayflower

The sexual act in which two partners dressed as pilgrims churn butter with the males steaming cum in each others gaping, quivering, and loose assholes.
Yo Ron I gave Requisha the Massachusetts Mayflower last night!
by ron_luv_dih March 25, 2025
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massage gun

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun
by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025
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Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.
Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.
by llunstablell February 10, 2026
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Massagoraphobe

A person who experiences intense emotional
distress, often manifesting as tears or
tantrums, when deprived of regular massage
therapy.
Example: "She's such a Massagoraphobe, she
cried for hours when her appointment got
cancelled."
by Nameh March 5, 2026
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You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.
Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung
by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026
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massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy
hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?
by silly drina May 7, 2025
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