This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done
by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024

A fatass big back who has the most goofiest hairstyles in the American lifetime. He looks like a roach and laughs like he is a dying horse. ts not funny and his jokes prolly lame af
Mason monkey
by roach1283749 June 18, 2024

A generally nice girl who is usually bad with studies. She always likes to skip school and normally does a sport.
by Sportyspirit February 16, 2014

by FinnGan March 15, 2024

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
by twisty p January 12, 2022
