austin martin

named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.

clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."

by Stephnitezanfuntime March 17, 2012

Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018

Kristian Martin

Hoe ass nigga he a bitch

Aye yo that’s a Kristian Martin ass nigga

by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Martin

A guy with a giant dick

Friend: Bro this guy has a giant cock
Me: Yeah he is a Martin

by NotRazer January 3, 2019

Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)

I cannot believe Martin thought that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023