Marco Rubio

A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.

Sarah Palin pulled a Marco Rubio.

by NotRUBIO2016 December 7, 2010

marco

a short nigga with a mohawk when he was little hes good at fortnite and is trash with tha ladies

hi marco are you good at fortnite

by xgamerpro April 3, 2019

Marco

Only half the man he used to be.

AKA Freckled Jesus

A titan got to him and now he's a Marco.

by ShingekiNoSTFU February 15, 2015

Marco

a cuntbag brazilian faggot who loves eating ass

Marco couldnt stop eating ass

by Alex Pochoday November 30, 2017

Dirty Marion

When you indulge in masterbating your Great Dane.. your second Great Dane comes up behind you and slips you a bone of his own.

I was lent over entertaining Casper and Fido slipped me a Dirty Marion

by Spunkleton Spermaticus June 6, 2020

Marion

The sweetest town on planet earth.
25 miles east of Asheville, NC. (That's about 30,000 paces for you pirates out there.)
If you still don't know where it is, get a map.

I <3 MARION!
You live in Marion? Dude, total sweetness!

by Zane T. Finley April 23, 2006