Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”

“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Minecraft

A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals

"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"

by Ricky_the_word_geek August 22, 2021

Minecraft

the best game ever made

why is minecraft so good?

by linktr.ee/jsnap May 3, 2022

Let's play minecraft

When you give hot sloppies to the person who asked to play. After that it's a 3 hour hard-core anal session

Tim: hey Jim let's play minecraft!
Jim: are fine but only for a little. My girlfriend is getting suspicious of me

by Pk moist July 24, 2022

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019