Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

minecraft

there are many different types of players in mine craft there is the red-stone master there is the miner there is the builder and there is the hunter/warrior there is also the farmer i am the farmer

the goal in minecraft is to defeat the ender dragon and you can do many different things so i think you should download minecraft

by feesh power November 15, 2021

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Minecraft

A funny block game used by funny block people

Hey man i heard you were playing minecraft! Yeah i like this funny block game with funny block people

by toaster_man420 February 3, 2023

Minecrafting

The process of playing Minecraft.

Mom: Come do the dishes
You: I can’t right now I’m Minecrafting

by Drip_Goku November 2, 2021

Minecraft

Something you yeet into your xbox one and play for 999 hours

P1:wanna do minecraft?
P2:YAS

by Beeper849489384838 September 28, 2019