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Someone who for some reason does not have eyebrows
"Hey I heard that new girl is a Madison."

"How do you know?"

"She has no eyebrows."
Madison by i have eyebrows June 27, 2016
a) Stalker

b) Someone who completely obsesses over you.
a) Shes totally a marisa.

b) Oh my god, she is such a Marisa. She never leaves me alone!
Marisa by xwatevx35 April 7, 2009
extremely wide mouth bitch has fat ass and loose pussy
That white girls is such a madison.
madison by SEXY BLACK GUY February 18, 2010

UW-Madison

A "public ivy league" school for douche bags, who think that admittance to this school automatically means they are the most brilliant people to walk the planet. Really the only admission standard is arrogance. If you have a near Kanye West arrogance level, welcome to UW-Madison!

Overly hyped with not much to back it up, there are better schools than this one; unless of course you are looking to develop a alcoholism. Then you are in the right place.

The campus is poorly laid out, with building scattered all over downtown Madison. The class sizes are ridiculous, and forget about having professors that actually give a damn. Madison itself is a very pretentious city. Filled with "arty" wannabe's and liberals. Really Madison, let's get over our fascination with State Street- which is just a bunch of overpriced stores and overpriced "ethnic" restaurants; and let's not forget the endless number of homeless people that line the streets. It's a hippies dream!
He goes to UW-Madison?

Yeah, he's a really douche bag.
UW-Madison by ThomThom22 February 16, 2009
an ugly fat ginger bitch who fucks everyone shes very fat and also has madileg she has a saggy vagina. resembles a wizard sleeve and/or a clown car. park a truck in that mother fucker. tends to have a lot of freckles but cakes them with makeup that is tan even though shes as pale as a kkk hat and/or casper the ghost. too many pimples for even someone who works at mcdonalds.im not sure how she gets any guys because shes a grundle choe
yoh look at that piece of shit with saggy skin under her boob she must be a madison
madison by blnkt August 6, 2011
A HOE that goes from guy to guy in less then a week
Marissa is a hoe
Marissa by @Savagememes96 June 5, 2018