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pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019
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Clitty Litter

The accumulation of sand in and around a females clitoris and vagina in her bathing suit after being at the beach.
"I have to get this bathing suit off, I have clitty litter, cats are gonna wanna come and piss on my pussy soon!"
by Tacosdorados July 4, 2019
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Same letter love month

For the whole month of november its same letter love month, so you can go and kiss anyone with the same first letter of their first name as you
- Omg why'd you just kiss me eric?
-Its same letter love month ella !
- ok that makes sense :)
by MynameJeff23 October 24, 2019
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Fishy Letters

Fishy letters are those letters that are used for dumb people's captions
These are fishy letters:

Lisa: how was your day?
Dumb person: o0hH iT w@s aMazIng, i At3 f1sH!!!
by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019
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The Looter's Paradox

A common tragedy amongst Looter's when faced with overwhelming amounts of loot , supplies etc they're limited by the quantity of things they can carry. They are forced to leave some loot behind despite wanting all of it. Usually when faced with the Looter's Paradox people are troubled by deciding on what to take and feel uneasy leaving things behind. (Most commonly applies to video games).
After that base raid in dayz I was faced with the Looter's Paradox after finding ludacris amounts of loot.
by Civit November 28, 2019
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clitty litter

The detritus scattered throughout a load of laundry after someone neglects to remove a menstrual or incontinence pad from her underwear, and it becomes shredded by the washing machine.
Damn! Now I have to pick all that clitty litter off of my jeans and sweater!
by damitchman February 19, 2020
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