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Gordon-Life

Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
You: Hey, have you seen the new Gordon-Life episode?
Gordon-Life Hater: No, fuck off.
by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022
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5 life

An expression used on the internet and Xbox LIVE meaning "for life." This phrase is making fun of when people use "4 life." It was popularized by Team ICE.
"Team ICE 5 life" -Zach
by TEAM NCIE November 22, 2009
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life metal

You:What the hell are those christians playing.

Me:Fucking Life Metal.
by Taylor1989 December 9, 2008
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life hack

A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."
A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."
by delroah November 1, 2013
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the trap of life

i know how the rest of your life will be. you will get good grades to go to a good college to get the highest paying job you can and work for 50+ years, MAYBE get married, MAYBE have a couple kids, and then retire, travel around a bit, and die. makes you feel like life is a little pointless, doesn’t it.
you just got caught in the trap of life
by trappedinlife January 16, 2019
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The Tezzy Life

When you have several relationships in a short amount of time, but havent dated any of your ex-girlfriends for more than 2 weeks.
dating 3 girls in the same week but only knowing them on facebook means your living "The Tezzy Life"
by the gang696969 February 5, 2012
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Boss Life

The life obtained by the unshakable pursuit of the longevity of the utmost self advancement in all facets of ones life.
Me: "I just closed a $1,000,000,000 deal while enjoying three 21 years old virgins on my yacht with 100 year old cognac on my breath."
You: "Boss Life"
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