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Instant Legend

A violent game of football played on a small pitch.

The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.

If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!

Hero: Really?

Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
by NeilKetchum September 8, 2010
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chat legend

Someone who has become so ingrained in the cultural history of a chat room that they are referenced even after they leave chat for good (generally due to ban, death, or distraction).
With a name like Sandpaper_Dildo, it's no wonder he's a chat legend.
by Octavius the Octopus September 20, 2013
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party legend

A person who likes to drink cider with their mates and doesn't really have any inhibitions. Party legend's are usually extroverted and enjoy chanting, particularly about male/ female genitalia.
I arrived at the pub and and the girls were sinking pints and chanting "coke on my cunt, coke on my cunt". Biggest party legends I know.
by Prince Ali Sidebottom October 13, 2013
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dope legend

The most fucking awesome person in the world. He's THAT guy that you need on every party & road trip. Occasionally, he's a fuck up but the fuck ups are well worth it.
Rob is out of his fucking mind for partying this hard. I wish I was more like him. He's a Dope Legend.
by MaccD August 1, 2014
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masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.
I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.
by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016
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Jamie Lewendon

Jamie Lewendon, is a urban legend, which in turn has caused a local urban slang, a "Jamie" or even the full name "Jamie Lewendon".
It is believed the person is real, but cannot be confirmed, but legend has it, he is basically the best all round person you could meet and want to be associated with. He would be the best at everything put in front of him. Would show the same amount of attention and affection towards both sexes.
Mate, your rubbish, i can do better than you, im in a proper '"Jamie Lewendon' mood today
by Rafal Pietranies November 2, 2016
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