she is a weird pschyco who likes tariq and many other guys. she always kicks people and also licks people toes and, if she's mad, she bites them off and gobbles them up. she is also a certified pedo and she can't control the urge to call people "mommy". lauren is also in fact a baby lamb her youtube is @1babylam so go subscribe to that baddie.
lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!
by can't do October 27, 2021
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lauren is a girl who has a crush on tariq, and many others including cole, gavin, logan, holden, and others. she is also named "holden lover" for various reasons. lauren also kicks people shins and pushes them. she also licks toes, although sometimes if shes mad, she bites your toes and gobbles them up. she then throws up the toes and eats the toe nails separately. lauren also cannot resist the urge to bark and growl at people she also calls people mommy. in fact, she also is a baby lamb and her youtube channel is @1babylam so go subscribe to her!! :)))
lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!!
by can't do October 27, 2021
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The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
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A slag who looses her virginity to her 17 year old cousin on a train track and stinks of BO
Lauren pawlick gets fucked by her cousin everyday
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The most amazing girl you will ever meet! So kind and always making people laugh, she seems like she’s happy all the time but is conflicted over a certain guy all the time. She loves to party and have a good time with her friends. Lauren is beautiful inside and out.
“Who’s that girl drinking the wine over there?”

“Dude, that’s Lauren Stella she’s so sexy!”
by youaremylovexoxoxo December 4, 2018
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Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.
by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
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