Keepvogel

a bird (Dutch: vogel), wearing a fabulous red cape.
Often accompanied by his fellow (and yellow) friend Tungsten.

Keepvogel is searching for fire wood, keeps spotting better sticks and twigs in the distance and suddenly finds himself to be at the end of the world...

by dekaasmaker May 8, 2011

Keeping The Other Man Warm

Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.

Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !

Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.

Zach: Damn.

by LyricalFauxpas September 5, 2011

Keepin' it Christian

The act of restraining from all sexual intercourse due to religious beliefs or other hindrances; celibacy

"Dude, Lizzie is so fine! Have you and her had sex yet?"

"Nah dog, we're just keepin' it christian for now."

by mistaNUMBthumbs August 5, 2012

Keeper

AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.

"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."

by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 30, 2023

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

Keepin' it real

What you claim to be doing when you are hauled off the Maury set for beating your common-law husband/cousin.

You don't know me! I'm just keepin' it real! You don't know me! I'm just keepin' it real! I'm just keepin' it real! I'M JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL!

by karensavestheday November 16, 2005