fap juice

J I Z Z

DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.

by DPsyche May 24, 2016

Tot juice

A remnants of you're ghetto girls full night of drinking and anal sex.

That girls tot juice leaked all over my floor bitch!

by Trentish December 30, 2016

Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie

Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Drongo Juice

Gold coloured super-powered beverage like lager or ale that grants Drongos their super powers, making them last far longer than they should’ve. Super powers include missing trains, flights or making friends wait in taxis or car pools. Other experiences include losing keys, wallets, phones or girlfriends, with usually an awkward story that accompanies it.

Bloke 1: “Mate, have you seen me keys? I think I may have left them... somewhere...”
Bloke 2: “No worries, I’ll get you another Drongo Juice and you’ll be fine out on my couch.”

by Dutch Bob August 1, 2020

Noise-juice

When someone is whingeing constantly

There was too much noise-juice coming from the father (not the kids)

by Powelly01 August 19, 2020

Simp juice

The source of energy for all simps. Once it goes out, no more simping.

Don't look at that simp. He already ran out of simp juice.

by Simpus Supremus June 15, 2020

Holy Juices

When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.

Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.

by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020