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Jose

Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
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Jose

Jose’s very special. Kind sweet funny talented smart generous handsome even. Sometimes you can get on his nerves but you cant blame him for trying to hide it (yet is still not very good at it). He is the type of person you want to hold on too. He has his days maybe once every two months which is good. Considering peoples temper these days. He is trust worthy and always there to catch you when you have fallen off a cliff you think is impossible to go back to. He is always there to sacrifice what he has for the sake of your well being. He can be caring when you have known him for long enough. He is always willing to talk about thing you wouldnt want to hear yourself come from another person. If there is a jose in your life hold on to him for as long as you can.
“Boy isnt he good looking who him?”
“Jose and yeah! Who would dissagree?”
I think he just turned me gay”
I think he turned every guy gay”
by Alicethebumblebee January 22, 2019
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jose

Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️
Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”
by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020
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