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Slight jew

A jew who, for reasons that may vary greatly, cannot commit themselves fully to the concept of benign yiddish behavior, and yet, exhibits many traditionally heralded traits that have come to be associated with the Jews. Also, one who is averse to Matzo ball soup and the humor of Mel Brooks. Should be approached with caution at all times.
Ykoza: Who's that idiot spitting drunk game in the corner over there?

Jenny: That's Herschel. He can't spit game; he's not funny- he's just a slight jew
by the yids May 5, 2008
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Slippery Jew

A Slippery Jew Is a Jewish Person That is so salty its disgusting then he/she refuses to shower off the salt because jews havent had good Past experiences with showers.
by Slendart123 November 5, 2016
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jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)
"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."
by Josh November 23, 2004
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jew balls

The old, crusty, disgusting scrotum of an uncircumcised Jew.
Jew Man - Suck my dick you whore.

Jew Woman - Hell no, you have them jew balls.
by Jew balls January 9, 2008
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Jew-ish

When a person is Jewish by blood, but not by culture, or when a person is Jewish by culture, but not by blood.
Although both her parents were Jewish, Amanda considered herself Jew-ish, because she never followed any of the Jewish practices.
by ckdtennis January 8, 2010
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Jew fro

The hair that every guy wants.
The koolest "fro" ever.
Simply a white/caucasian (jew) that has curly hair that may have a bit too much volume to be only "curly hair," so it's called a jew fro. Why jew fro? because many jews have them!
Hey man, i was looking at your baby pictures, and noticed how much your jew fro progressed overtime."

Yo yo yo jew dawg. I'm diggin that jew fro you got fo shizzle to the fricki fricki izzle!
by jewgirl18 March 27, 2009
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021
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