Someone who originates from New Zealand and is also a cheapskate. It is a well know fact that these people are thrifty.
by Elmuchos April 08, 2006
I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.
by skeety-doop April 25, 2009
A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.
by the rush jew killer June 02, 2009
when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.
Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.
by Landon Conrad December 05, 2008
When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew
by Fitz & Vinny June 04, 2006
An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay
by hernia ray January 15, 2010
A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
by Teh Achmed February 05, 2008