James Pond

To pee back to back, having each other's back and watching out for people coming.

"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"

by Volldrauf November 18, 2014

James Taylor MILF Theory

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016

James Burge

James Burge is a pussy destroyer and loves Asian girls, he likes to call people 'daddy' and James Burge is known for having a gammy toe

"Look at that gammy toe"
"Oh yeah that's James Burge"

by Jam Mari Moldez December 1, 2016

James Simmons

James Simmons is brings a lot to the table. He loves kids and kids gravitate to him. A good listener and has good advice. He can cook clean and does a whole lot. What ever he puts his mind to he sees it threw. He passioate in be and loves to please his woman

How he do that. Thats James Simmons

by Truef January 20, 2017

James Schull

Philanthropist and supporter of causes including Late Night and Panda Express. Brushes teeth bi-weekly. Enjoys socializing and once nearly died of weed.

Oh did you see that lad walk by? He was a classic James Schull.
Who was that guy doing whip-its in the middle of the frat party last night? It must've been James Schull.

by maxxsterr March 12, 2017

james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017