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Slippery Jew

A Slippery Jew Is a Jewish Person That is so salty its disgusting then he/she refuses to shower off the salt because jews havent had good Past experiences with showers.
by Slendart123 November 5, 2016
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Jew Nig

Guy #1: Hey, why's that brother dressed like a jew?
Guy #2: That my good sir, is a Jew Nig
by jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww September 12, 2010
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jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)
"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."
by Josh November 23, 2004
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jew balls

The old, crusty, disgusting scrotum of an uncircumcised Jew.
Jew Man - Suck my dick you whore.

Jew Woman - Hell no, you have them jew balls.
by Jew balls January 9, 2008
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Jew-ish

When a person is Jewish by blood, but not by culture, or when a person is Jewish by culture, but not by blood.
Although both her parents were Jewish, Amanda considered herself Jew-ish, because she never followed any of the Jewish practices.
by ckdtennis January 8, 2010
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Jew fro

The hair that every guy wants.
The koolest "fro" ever.
Simply a white/caucasian (jew) that has curly hair that may have a bit too much volume to be only "curly hair," so it's called a jew fro. Why jew fro? because many jews have them!
Hey man, i was looking at your baby pictures, and noticed how much your jew fro progressed overtime."

Yo yo yo jew dawg. I'm diggin that jew fro you got fo shizzle to the fricki fricki izzle!
by jewgirl18 March 27, 2009
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A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.
You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
by Dbs310 December 7, 2021
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