kari june

She's not adopted and she's not an Indian. It's just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. She is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn't have short black hair and that she likes many music. You know, uh, MC Hammer? That song that goes "doot doot doot doot doot doot, U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Yes, I think he very good. She has a lot of really good joints as well. Wow. I can't get over what a free spirit Kari is.

He pulled a Kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church's Easter service.

by dykeana April 4, 2005

June 26

People born on June 26 are such bad bitches they make November 23 seem like pussies.

"I'm born on June 26."

"Damn" - November 23

by Eric Cartman 6969 October 25, 2020

13 June

National cum day
Today marks the day of the cum revolution. Founded by Rae and Kealie (13/06/22)

Person A: “Hey dude! it’s 13 June! happy cum day”
Person B: “You two bro! wanna fuck later?”

by KGDGKXTJTSUFJRSRDU June 12, 2022

june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 6, 2021

June 29th

Today is my best friend's birthday, so you can wish her something (here's her Instagram --> @editsbytedito)

-IT'S JUNE 29TH, SOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! I LOVE YOU INFINITELY MUCH!

by Vickydude November 27, 2019

June 17th

The day “The Bars Kid” also know as “The Senior Drip Instructor” also known as “Uncle Kell” landed on planet earth to be the GOAT and inspire people to Enjoy The Wave.

Hey its June 17th...
Let’s go listen to be productive on the beach for Uncle Kell

by Ksshehbdjj October 17, 2019

june 14th

june 14th

national DIE day <3
tr*mps birthday

me - hey its june 14th
y/n- 🏺

by peeepeeeepooopoooo November 2, 2020