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If white people can't do it

than it was aliens
"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR
by speedybump October 19, 2019
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If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

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If you don't put this is your not nice
by American brat October 27, 2019
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If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

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If you don't put this is your not nice
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If so, If so

Answer to a "What if?" question that serves two different purposes:

1. To calm or diminish the problem for the time being
2. An answer when you absolutely do not care about the outcome
Person 1: What if I failed my math test?
Person 2: If so, if so.
by Piper Marie January 10, 2020
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as if

as if is what ur mom says when ur born qurkless and whant to get into ua
me-mom i whant to be a hero
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If we were alone

A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.
Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020
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Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home
Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
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