by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023
No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb
1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.
2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.
3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
Verb
1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.
2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.
3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
by I go by Taylor on occasion August 03, 2007
Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
by Vixaai May 31, 2023
1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
by Big ChuK October 15, 2014
When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
by skevwo February 27, 2021
by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014