human

A perfically good insult

R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch

by taylor coulter September 16, 2009

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

Human cereal bowl

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.

Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

Human Backpack

The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.

Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?

by anonymous124kittykittylicklick February 5, 2012

Humanetics

Humanetics: The psychology of human interaction and dynamics, but goes deeper to a level of ones self communication and the self to raise ones awareness and consciousness in a positive way.

I know I have a bright future because Humanetics taught me to trust and explore my inner self.

by polodog August 20, 2013

Human Cloud

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014