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Lesbian Human Toilet

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009
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AP Human Geography

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.
Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5
by APKittyKat November 17, 2014
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human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.
(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."
by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009
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real human bean

One who drives and stomps faces. In other words, a real hero.
by JudasPriestFireballZ July 20, 2019
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Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!
by Albakody December 14, 2010
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Mental Abuse To Humans

What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.
by XxAmogus69 January 24, 2022
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Human sex toy

Noun
When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.
Alex: What do you want with me?

Jamie: I want you to be my Human sex toy for the night. ;)
by Mysterio16 July 5, 2009
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