Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

by BFrog101 May 20, 2011

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

hootera

An exotic pet bird

Boy: Show me your hootera!
Girl: What's a hootera...
Boy: It's a pet bird...I thought you said you had one?

by Jackie34567896 December 26, 2011

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

Hoeper

Refers to a man who enjoys wearing over-sized granny panties. The word Hefer refers to an overweight woman, and in Northern Germany a particular brand of man enjoyed there company. The most common practice of these men were wearing the overweight hefer's granny panties. At that time the title hoeper was given to those men.

Wow that Hoeper really like those fat bitches.

Dude, He's got granny panties in his dresser... he's a total hoeper!!

by German marksmen February 8, 2012