smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.

Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.

by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016

ham-zuh

faggot

ham-zuh is a faggot

by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022

hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence

That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)

by SHMASTED February 28, 2011

J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018