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California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.
by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016
mugGet the California Ham Hawkmug.

smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
mugGet the smashed ham sandwichmug.

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
by schh March 28, 2009
mugGet the vertical ham sandwichmug.

Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.
by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016
mugGet the Holiday Hammug.

ham-zuh

ham-zuh is a faggot
by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022
mugGet the ham-zuhmug.

hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
by SHMASTED February 28, 2011
mugGet the hammed outmug.

J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018
mugGet the J-Hammug.

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