When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

by schh March 28, 2009

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
by kj420bigdick August 21, 2016

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
by SHMASTED February 28, 2011

Often underestimated.
A diaper sniper of sorts.
Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
A diaper sniper of sorts.
Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?
Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.
Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.
Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018
