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purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.
by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018
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curry halo

Noun. When you eat a curry hotter than you can handle and spend the rest of the night on the toilet.
“Man, I tried a vindaloo last night. Spent half the night on the toilet and have major curry halo today!”
by Post_Alone October 11, 2019
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Beautiful Halo

A, quote "dank meme apparel" website that sells those hoodies with all sorts of prints, as well as lots of lights.

It also sponsors every single fucking Youtube channel trying to make compilations.
All I'm trying to do is watch some tiktoks. Who freaking cares about hoodies with anime girls faces on them? Fuck beautiful halo.
by whenthedaysarecold December 4, 2019
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Bloody halo

Often used to express that a police officer or federal agent is very dangerous and violent . To have a bloody halo connotes that the "good guy" is more likely than most to resort to violence, and that the agent is an extremely brutal opponent.
"Don't cross that DEA agent, he has a bloody halo, he'll stand on your neck for sure."
by Zed Numar July 19, 2021
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winter halo 2019

Developer: how to describe the winter halo 2019 in the shop?
Barbie: lol.
by blvshiixa January 26, 2022
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muff1n.halo

an amazing person who is almost too nice and a really awesome fun person to be around
person 1: you know who muff1n.halo is?
person 2: yeah they’re so cool!!
by ms forehead January 31, 2022
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