Load Ghost

Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.

Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".

After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.

by Treylee April 25, 2011

ghost post

A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.

The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Facebook: XYZ commented on your note.
Me: ...where's the comment? Jeez, way to ghost post, XYZ.

by Facebook Steals Precious Hours April 23, 2009

Ghost protocol

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.

With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.

by Smarti84 May 8, 2018

Ghost Lab

Discovery Channel's newest show about a team of Ghost Hunters investigating the most haunted areas in America in hopes of finding ghosts, or at least proof of ghosts.

Person 1 - Did you watch Ghost Lab last night?

Person 2 - No that's why I'm reading this definition.

by Look over there! ----> October 13, 2009

Ghost Rare

Something that is really rare but happens only once in a lifetime, like seeing a ghost.

I just picked up some ghost rare stuff from my dealer!

No way dude thats like killing a unicorn!

by V Priest September 12, 2010

Ghost Wookie

A player on Call Of Duty: Black Ops using Ghost or Ghost Pro as their first perk, hiding them from spy planes. Looked down upon by the online gaming community. They usually stay in dark corners with their claymore laid down in the doorway, aiming down the sights of their FAMAS, or AK74u. They tend to be teabagged whenever an enemy player kills them.

Player 1: Throw up that spy plane man!
Player 2: I already did!
Player 1: WTF?
Player 2: Yeah, the whole other team is made of ghost wookies.

by bestcodplayerintheworld July 11, 2011

Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time

"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."

by CoolShades August 23, 2011