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german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage
by Pigment June 15, 2010
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German Zoo

A persons ass hole that has been filled with numerous small creatures and the creatures have then crawled up the intestines and into various organs in the body before being thrown up all over the floor for spectators to view and feed
I went to a German Zoo show today. I fed a digested hamster
by sadisticsamurai September 15, 2009
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German Watermelon

When you fuck some chick in the ass and pull out your cock and there are little black dots on it
"Oh my god Andy, I just got german watermeloned by this girl"
by cweezy72 September 29, 2009
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Germal

Person 1:Hey want to go to the gas station for a burrito later?

Person 2:Nah, that place is germal.
by Brokein2 April 9, 2009
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German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
by birdman16 February 7, 2012
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German

Some of the meanest, most untolerant, closed minded, people in all of europe. I should know as I live there, so all of yuo who define germany as "omg!! iTs LiKe so KeWl, and TheIr Not NaZis" should get a fucking clue, as german has a huge facist population and the Nazi party still runs for elections in states like bavaria, winning up to 25% of the overall vote. So, get your facts straight. Germans also have no fashion sence as one look on the street will reveal. They try to dress black or like soccar players and say bad things about america any chance they get yet turn around and listen to all american bands. Even the German radio plays mainly American songs. Dont beleive me? Look it up!
German- "achtung, ein Amerikanish soldat. Geht nach Amerika Amerikanish Swine!"
American soldier serving in Germany on peacekeeping mission- What you think im an intruder in your country? This should be the 51st sate!

For you see there are American military bases in Germany, ans even though the germans "hate americans" they try all they can to get on base and shop at the BX and Px. Hypocrits.
by sir-loin October 5, 2005
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